Tuesday, April 08, 2008

days like this

You. Girl who just started. Yes, you, in the cubicle across the way from me. I know you can't see me because our marketing department cubes are bigger and have the illusion of a door, but you do know that I can HEAR you.

Why are you fricking whistling? Why? Again, Why the need to whistle? You are not a Disney Character. You are not working on a rail road. You need to stop soon.

Also, Why the frak do you listen to Christmas music on your little clock/cd radio after lunch. It's fraking APRIL. And when its not Christmas music, you listen to Evanescence. And its not even new evanescence, its that silly bring me to life song. I think its just the single because you play it over and over and over. Sometimes you'll even whistle the lyrics.

Today I feel like the 3rd floor of my office building is where they put the carnies. ..

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have a woman at my work like that too, but she's like 55 and hums show tunes. It never stops, even in the bathroom. Ugh.

James Dziezynski said...

I have co-workers who eat granola cereal, which sounds awful in a quiet room. They are great gals for sure but oy! they need a crunch muffler.

Anonymous said...

Excellent, another person has adopted frak/frack as a legitimate curse word. Huzzah for you.